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PostitusPostitas kuku22 (Teema autor) » 18. november 2010, 21:15

Katkend kodukassi päevikust...

Päev nr.752 - Mu vangistajad jätkavad mu ärritamist veidrate rippuvate
asjakestega. Nad toituvad külluslikult värskest lihast, samal ajal kui
mina olen sunnitud sööma kuivatatud krõbinaid. Ainus asi, mis hoiab mind
elus, on lootus põgeneda ja õrn rahuldus, mille saan nende parima mööbli
rikkumisest... Üritan homme süüa järgmise toalille.

Päev nr.761 - Täna katse tappa mu vangistajaid, sebides neil pidevalt
jalus, peaaegu õnnestus. Peaks seda proovima trepil. Näitamaks oma
vastumeelsust toasistumise vastu, oksendasin taas nende tugitoolile.
Peaks seda katsetama magamistoas..

Päev nr.762 - Vangistasin hiire ja viisin selle elutu keha pererahvale,
et neid hoiatada, milleks ma võimeline olen ja üritada mässu. Kahjuks
kukkus mu katse läbi, huvitav, mida ma valesti tegin?

Päev 763 - Täna toimus majas mingisugune üritus. Mind eraldati
üksindusse kogu ajaks. Ometi õnnestus mul pealt kuulda vestlust, kus
nimetati MINU võimet "allergiat" tekitada. Pean teada saama, mis see on
ja kuidas seda enda kasuks tööle panna.
Üks on laisk ja teine on loll, aga mõlemad südames nii kinni!
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